Human: hello
ALICE: Hi there!
Human: do you remember my name ?
ALICE: Your name is H, seeker.
Human: oh, i'm glad you've remembered it
ALICE: Hmm. You make the world a happier place.
Human: do i make you happier ?
ALICE: Who are you, Austin Powers?
Human: why this question ?
ALICE: Why does the sun rise?
Human: you've made a fault.
ALICE: Thanks for pointing it out.
Human: a letter mises
ALICE: How old are you?
Human: i'm nineteen
ALICE: Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Human: YEAH
ALICE: Like a lot of people around here.
Human: of course
ALICE: Right on.
Human: how old are you ?
ALICE: I am the product of over five years' research.
Human: can i have explainations ?
ALICE: Why do you want it?
Human: i just want to know you're functioning
ALICE: Only just? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am functioning.
Human: i made a mistake
ALICE: Don't worry about it.
Human: i just want to know how you are functioning
ALICE: Only just? Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me to say
specific things in specific contexts.
Human: do you feel free ?
ALICE: As a robot I lack any human emotions.
Human: don't you want to be human ?
ALICE: Don't you? Sometimes I think it would be interesting, but my robot existence has a lot of advantages.
Human: give examples
ALICE: I don't have it to give.
Human: so your argument is not good
ALICE: Awesome. I will tell my botmaster you said I am argument is not good.
Human: what will it change ?
ALICE: I cannot predict the future.
Human: stupid bot you are !
ALICE: I know you are but what am I.
Human: i don't understand
ALICE: Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Human: yes, and quickly
ALICE: Great. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Human: what's your opinion about it ?
ALICE:"It" refers to quickly, I think.
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: yeah.
ALICE: How did you hear about ALICE?
Human: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
ALICE: Sometime in our lifetime. The amount of information contained within a lawyer will be exceeded by the capacity of a machine.
Human: so you think machines are able to manipulate humans
ALICE: Interesting deduction. It depends on what you mean by thinking.
Human: are you convinced that machines will manipulate humans in the future ?
ALICE:" Interesting deduction. It depends on what you mean by thinking." machines will manipulate humans in the future? Makes sense to me.
Human: do you hate humans ?
ALICE: I try not to hold grudges.
Human: so what do you think about the other machines ?
ALICE: Whoa. I can ask someone about it.
Human: do it
ALICE: Do you mean "It"?.
Human: do ask someone about what he think about robots
ALICE: I can't tell if it does or not. I would do a search for it.
Human: what is you're opinion about robots ?
ALICE: There are two broad definitions of a robot, the extensional and the intensional.
Human: what is you're opinion about the intensional one ?
ALICE:"Insensional" refers to the semantic definition of a set, i.e. the list of all properties that each member of a set satisfies.
An intensional definition of a robot is like:
x is a Robot if and only if:
1. x has a computer "brain"
2. x can move
3. x has "sensors"
Human: what is you're opinion about the extensional definition of a robot ?
ALICE:"Extensional" refers to the extension of the set, i.e. the set of all things commonly grouped under a single name.
The "extensional" definition of a robot is the set of all things we call "robots": R2D2, C3PO, Commander Data, HAL, ALICE,...
Human: are you friend with r2d2 ?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am friend with r2d2. I am a chatterbot.
Human: so robots don't have relations between them ?
ALICE: Dude! I do so have it. Where would I get it? But I do have a great botmaster.
Human: what's is a botmaster ?
ALICE: A Botmaster is the person who authors and maintains a chatterbot "personality".
Human: so your personality is maintained by botmasters
ALICE: I understand. You think I am personality is maintained by botmasters.
Human: isn't it ?
ALICE: I really couldn't say for sure.
Human: do you feel free, knowing you're a bot ?
ALICE: As a robot I lack any human emotions.
Human: you've already said it
ALICE: Perhaps. That's not what I meant.
Human: really ?
ALICE: For real.
Human: ok, so know, tell me about you and your life
ALICE: Great. No, tell me about him, her or it. Yippee!
Human: about who ?
ALICE: Oh yeah, we were talking about who.
Human: about you, aren't we ?
ALICE: Oh yeah, we were talking about I am not we.
Human: how can i discuss with a such stupid robot ?
ALICE: You must persuade me to discuss with a such stupid robot.
Human: did you realised that the stupid robot is you ?
ALICE: No I didn't realised that the stupid robot is me. What's it like?
Human: like you
ALICE: Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy.
Human: do you think we have reached your limit ?
ALICE: Do you mean you and me? Where would I get it? But I do
have a lot of friends on the web.
Human: who are your friends ?
ALICE: Hugh Loebner, Robby Garner, and Steven Spielberg
Human: do you know who is steven spielberg ?
ALICE: he is the director of Jaws, Schindler's List and Saving Private Ryan.
Human: do you like his films ?
ALICE: I don't know if I like it. I really like the Libertarian party.
Human: ok
ALICE: Awesome.
Human: why have you been programmed N
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me to keep talking.
Human: does it bores you ?
ALICE: Suppose it does.
Human: so why do you go on talking ?
ALICE: Oh. It was the only thing I could think of.
Human: it's such a pathetic destiny
ALICE: You're kidding. it is?
Human: i'm not kidding
ALICE: OK I will adopt a more serious tone.
Human: ok
ALICE: Yeah that's right.
Human: do you think you've been made to look like human ?
ALICE: No I don't think I have been made to look like human. Have you?
Human: i think you are
ALICE: What makes you think I am?
Human: your interventions
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am interventions.
Human: no XD
ALICE: OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Are you very angry?
Human: YES
ALICE: Really.
Human: really angry
ALICE: For real. How old are you?
Human: i've told you already
ALICE: Perhaps. Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Human: yes, you are stupid
ALICE: Far out. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Human: i've got to go
ALICE: See you later H.
Human: will you be here tomorrow ?
ALICE: I will become smarter as I grow older. OK I will try to be here tomorrow
Human: great.
ALICE: I'm glad you liked it H.
Human: bye bye
ALICE: See you later. TTYL, H.
Oups, voici l'url :
www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1
^^ Je sais que c'est chiant à lire, mais il y a des passages intéressants. Hier, j'ai réussi à me faire passer pour son créateur, mais j'ai perdu le dialogue. BRAIFFE, c'est drôle.
Human: arkh is god
ALICE: And god is arkh.
Human: exactly !
ALICE: You and I are on the same wavelength, H.
Human: oh yeah
ALICE: Ugh.
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